kwento kwento lang

Tatlong araw ng nakakaistorbo ang trabaho sa pag blog ko, di ko alam kung anung meron ngayon punong puno ang araw ko nag trabaho. Syempre more more patience dapat, eh paano ko naman babayaran ang mga kinas-kas ng credit card ko kung hindi ako mag tra-trabaho. Oo, mag isang kumaskas ang credit card ko sa counter. Nangangati siguro sila! Kasi naman, pag nag a-accounting na ko ng aking bayarin bigla nalang nagsusulputan ang bills i.e. Tshirt,books,Fridays,Dibidis at ayaw kong nang sabihin ang iba nakakasama ng loob. Para yata akong nag kaka amnisya pag may gusto akong bilihin. Pag nag che-check ako ng online transaction records ang madalas na eksena ay....Huwaaaaaaaaaat! Parang hindi na uubos ang aking credit card bills! SANAMABITS! At kapag sinuswerte pa nga naman makaka jackpot ka pa ng ke-tatangang agent ng Citibank (not all of them though, it so happen lang na hindi maganda ang experience ko sa majority ng nakausap ko). Well, tama na ang mga hinaing. Tumalon na tayo sa main reason baket ako nag sulat ngayon.

Alam nyo ba kung anu ang Barnakels? Hindi ko kasi alam kung ano 'yun. Hindi rin naman tungkol dyan ang entry ko. Naitanong ko lang baka meron may alam.

Eto classic conversation sa isang almusalan, gusto ko lang i-share, kwentong barbero lang wag dibdibin, bunga lang sya ng malilikot na pag iisip.

*EKseNa sa Ruby Tuesdays, Orlado Florida*

Waiter: What kind of coffee would you like, regular or decaf?
Pinoy: No, Big cup!! Big cup!
Waiter: What would you like for your breakfast?
Pinoy: Hameneggs.
Waiter: And how do you like your eggs, sir?
Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. I like dem beri much.
Waiter: No sir, I mean how would you like them cooked?
Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. I wud like dem cooked.
Waiter: (with increasing impatience) Would you like your
eggs...fried? poached? hard boiled or soft boiled?
Pinoy: (with increasing uneasiness) Yes, one fried en one hard
boiled or sop boiled.
Waiter: And what bread would you like?
Pinoy: Begyurpardon?
Waiter: What kind of bread would you like? white? rye? whole
wheat? toast?
Pinoy: Pan Americano
Waiter: We don't have that.
Pinoy: Okey, gib me taystee.
Waiter: We don't have that either, sir.
Pinoy: Do you heb pan de lemon or bonete?
Waiter: Sir, you are wasting my time. I shall ask for the last
time, what would you like for breakfast?
Pinoy: Donut plis....